May 2013
27 posts
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Finley.
elimof:
I’m allowed to do whatever I like. And I will. I’ll call you cute whenever I please. The fact you’re blushing has just increased your cute factor. I like her a lot.
She thinks we’re dating, you know. Whenever she sees me, she’s like, “Is your boyfriend coming over today?” Dad’s eyes nearly bulged out of his head the first time she said that.
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Text @ Elimo
Elimo: Sunday is the day of passionate love making and Game of Thrones.
Silver: Oo, Game of Thrones. Excited c;
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Finley.
elimof:
I think it’s cute when you get awkward; a big guy like you and awkward go quite nicely together. Of course she doesn’t. There had to be something about her.
You’re not allowed to call me cute, under any circumstances. You’re cute, not me. I attempt to be cute and then I fail miserably. She’s fine otherwise. She likes you a lot.
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Text @ Elimo
Elimo: You're cute. But I would rather snuggle for an hour than wait twenty minutes without them.
Silver: Okay. I'll be up in a second. I'll get you sausages tomorrow. Oh no wait, tomorrow's Sunday. Let's not.
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Finley.
elimof:
I didn’t mean to— I say dumb things sometimes. You know that. I have yet to hear someone slate my burger kingdom.
It’s fine, really. I get awkward sometimes. You know that, too. Hm. Is this a bad time to tell you that my mum’s not really a fan?
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Text @ Elimo
Elimo: Angel, come upstairs? We'll order together and snuggle while we wait.
Silver: You sure? I was thinking of getting you sausages.
Text @ Elimo
Elimo: Jesus. I will take you in my arms, slowly wrapping your legs around my waist.
Silver: Never mind .-. I give up. What do you want for dinner, I'll go out.
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Finley.
elimof:
Oh? What was that? Complimenting my body? Gay. Burger King is full of meat - meat is full of protein. That’s how I excuse it, at least. I’m not denying she’s gorgeous.
I— never mind. That’s one way to excuse it, yeah. I won’t stop you. Burger King’s good, anyone who denies it has lost their mind.
Text @ Elimo
Elimo: I will top, entering you at great speed - provided I have a full stomach.
Silver: No, no, no, stop. I want cute sexy times. Not slutty. Try again.
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Finley.
elimof:
You will order me the whole menu and you won’t complain - because you’re a good wolf. I had no intention of giving it back. She’s married to Elimo, which makes her my step grandma, despite the fact she’s 12.
I’d never dare to do otherwise. Didn’t think you’d be the person to be addicted to Burger King, considering the abs and what not. Still, you gotta be nice...
Text @ Elimo
Elimo: Then I'll top?
Silver: See, this sounds a bit more interesting. Go on c;
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Finley.
elimof:
You’re right. You can’t take me whenever you want. What you can do, though, is take me to Burger King whenever you want. And don’t go eating Silver.
Taking you to Burger King next time though. And keep the jacket. I have more. Also, it’s terrible that you call someone like Silver your grandma.
Text @ Elimo
Elimo: I'll let you top.
Silver: What makes you think that's a positive thing for me? I'm lazy. Especially after I've had pizza.
Finley.
elimof:
I didn’t think the “big bad wolf” needed an invitation. I thought he just took what he wanted, when he wanted.
I’m the polite version of the big bad wolf. I can’t just take you whenever I want. It’s against the rules of being polite.
Text @ Elimo
Elimo: Buy why? I'm a grey old man. You're a gorgeous young specimen. I deserve a break.
Silver: Why? Because I'm not your maid. And I'm made of all things evil.
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Finley.
elimof:
Don’t do me a favour. Why leave your jacket when you can stay with your jacket on? At least then I get your jacket and you attached to it.
Is this an invitation to stay over next time?
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Text @ Elimo
Elimo: Baby. You know how dear pizza is to my heart. Humour me.
Silver: You'll have to crawl your sexy ass downstairs if you want some.
Finley.
elimof:
It’s all your fault. If you didn’t smell nice, I’d have no reason to sniff. But you do, so I will sniff away. You bring these things on yourself. You need to stop what you’re doing and unpurify your clothes before it’s too late for my nose.
Maybe that’s why I leave my jacket there in the first place, smartass. I’m doing you a favour.
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Text @ Elimo
Elimo: I hate you.
Silver: And I you. Hmm, maybe I should order in for myself sometime later. After all, it's all for themselves, according to your logic c;
Finley.
elimof:
I should keep it for when I need a blanket. You and your huge torso. The moment you leave my bedroom, anything you’ve left is mine by right. I will enjoy.
Don’t even pretend like you’re not happy to have my jacket there. You’re making it sound like it’s the biggest crime I’ve ever committed, when we both very well know you’re sniffing it as soon...
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Text @ Elimo
Elimo: You love me. Not talking to me is a bad idea on your behalf.
Elimo: SIlver.
Elimo: Baby.
Elimo: Baby, please.
Elimo: I'm hungry.
Silver: What do you think I am? Work for it.
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Finley.
elimof:
It was concealing my snickers bar. You think this is something to have a joke about?
I’m not joking and neither is my jacket. And that snickers was mine.
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Text @ Elimo
Elimo: Elimo Flava doesn't just run out of food. I have a stash-- A rather big stash, in fact. I have to prepare myself for when desperation calls. I'm having a little chuckle to myself if you think I'm stepping even a foot outside.
Silver: Fine. Silent treatment until further notice. I hope you enjoy starving to death while being horny.
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Finley.
elimof:
I spy a leather jacket. Again.
It likes your house better.
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Text @ Elimo
Elimo: I disagree. I have prettier eyelashes - that makes me the woman. My laptop is downstairs. I'm not ordering anything if I can't reach it.
Silver: And you're not getting any sex tonight if you don't get us food. It's your choice. I've already gone out in the storming rain this week to get you your precious wine. I've done my part.
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Text @ Elimo
Elimo: I'm out of love for you.
Silver: You're the man in this relationship. Fix it. I'm not starving to death cause you're lazy.
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Text @ Elimo
Silver: Don't panic, but we're out of food.
March 2013
32 posts
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Two thousand and eight one valentines cards.
elimof:
You won’t be snagging anything. Mine. All mine and not yours. None of them smell because I wash them, creep.
The thing with my relationship with food is the food loves me and I have to say no— which I can’t do. That explains my chubb. I’m just trying to be a nice person and give the food what it wants.
That’s a pity. I usually pull clothes all the way up to my face and then...
Two thousand and eight one valentines cards.
elimof:
You know what kind of onesies I wear. What kind don’t I wear. My collection of onesies is wide spread. You’ll have to come and look. Pick one you like out and I’ll see what I can do. We’ll find you a Silver onesie, don’t you worry.
I’m sorry. I won’t make the same mistake again. Instead I’ll talk about food. Food isn’t much better considering I have an unhealthy relationship with food...
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Great.
elimof:
I see. Just another Liam then? Although, I still have yet to get you to wear my merch underwear— actually, any underwear for that matter. Someone’s a fan of being commando. Not that I’m complaining. You can be as naked as you want around me. Preferably the full monty but I’m not that picky when it comes to naked Liam. Lominic, baby. Or Lom. I’ve heard both. I like Lom.
If that’s the...
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Two thousand and eight one valentines cards.
elimof:
In that case, they should be under a nice warm onesie to repeair. I could have that arranged for you. Matching onesies, how about that?
It’s the truth and I know you need that now more than ever. I hate waiting, too. But knowing you’re wanting for something that’s going to happen is better than things being uncertain, surely?
That entirely depends on what kind of onesies you wear....
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elimof:
Ew. You shouldn’t have told me that before food. That’s disgusting. Is he new? He probably has some kind of disease if he thinks I want a number while I have a Liam. I’ll come with you next time so we can I can dive my tongue down your throat.
I like it when we share stuff— I don’t know. It just feels like we’re doing something cute and couple-y. And I like that feeling.
Bet...
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Two thousand and eight one valentines cards.
elimof:
Talking about legs, how are your puppies doing? I’m used to seeing them snug in a pair of pjs, or naked with a pair of shorts.
The situation was different, Silver. I never wished to spend the rest of my life with her. I do with you. That’s the big difference.
They’re alright. A little pale from lack of sun, still bruised in some spots. Not suitable for shorts right now.
...
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elimof:
What did you tell them? Something tells me you wouldn’t have minded answering if the male employee wasn’t there. But that’s just because I like imagining you all protective and jealous. That’s even better than sassy Liam.
Thank you, gorgeous. Don’t think I can’t see you’ve sipped at my coke. Ass.
I wouldn’t have minded answering either way, but the guy was rude enough to...
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Two thousand and eight one valentines cards.
elimof:
I’m glad I am good enough to achieve that. That’s without having been with me. I think that deserves a round of applause.
What? Just so you know, although she was one of my best, she didn’t hit the spot as wonderfully as a night with you in thought does.
Been going on for a while now. Couple of years. Pretty much since I stumbled my way into the Flava house and saw the Bambi legs....
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Great.
elimof:
If it’s the only thing then we need to fix that so you’re complete within yourself and I don’t have to delete photo after photo because you’re insecure of how your smile looks. Shut up, I’m no model. I just have a face. Like you and everyone else in this world. You have to work with what you have, and believe me, you have everything. Now hurry up so I can shower you with mayonnaise...
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Two thousand and eight one valentines cards.
elimof:
Several times? Dayum. That’s something we have in common. Then think about me. There’s a lot to think about. 6’4 of it.
She was one of the best fucks I’ve ever had, to be honest. And I was only seventeen.
I know. Not one inch of the 6’4 that I dislike, so it’s very easy to achieve several happy endings during the night. Or day. Whichever.
Stop. Please. Just give...
Great.
elimof:
Oi. Hush, you. You’re perfect. Everything about you. I love you and that includes your teeth, too. I don’t see anything wrong with them. When you smile, they’re gorgeous, and when you’re smiling you can’t see them— there shouldn’t be a problem.
I love you, too. Just, I don’t know. It’s the only thing to make me really insecure. Even more so when I’m technically...
Two thousand and eight one valentines cards.
elimof:
My side? I’m sure you can get yourself off. I know you can. How else would you have dealt with my sexy? Fapping is the only way. I know from experience of French teachers strutting their stuff in class. They have no idea how it affects teenagers.
Oh, I can get myself off alright. Several times a night if I’m feeling it. But it still requires you, whether you’re the one...
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Great.
elimof:
Oh, I know. But baby, you do. You really do. It’s all squidgy and manly and cute. If you’re picky, I’ll pick something else— Like your teeth. Your cute little teeth. And those lips of yours—- Your eyes. Mhm. Your eyes, definitely. Gimme.
Don’t even talk about my teeth. Never. It’s the only thing I am never okay with. Lips is fine. Feet, legs, chest — never the...
Two thousand and eight one valentines cards.
elimof:
The only answer I deem nice at this point is a beautiful with beautiful babies. Is that the sort you’re after?
No. Come— and get it.
That is exactly the sort I am after, yes. Very nice. Very, very nice.
… Come and get it. Ah. I see. Dirty really. Well, I am certainly capable of that. But that requires some input from your sde too, obviously.
Two thousand and eight one valentines cards.
elimof:
I don’t like questions.
See. There goes to annoying musical card. You can’t use that against me. You play dirty, don’t you? You can only have it if you come and get it.
I like questions as long as they have nice answers to them. This one could have a nice answer.
But, I am coming to get it. This is me getting it. Hand outstretched. Please?
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Great.
elimof:
I think you are, and seeing as I’m always right, I’m right again. You don’t have to say anything to be cute. That face of yours ruins me. I should be able to ruin you with my worlds while you ruin me with your face. It’s fair. I can’t handle you being anything. You’re an ass with your cute little button nose.
Right, right, right. I don’t intend to ruin you. Except on some...
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Two thousand and eight one valentines cards.
elimof:
Which they will. If your presence is such a gift, you’d know how to make anything happen.
If you don’t, I’m sure I can add to it. It’s not like three weeks of work on one essay of love wouldn’t have any mistakes. I haven’t checked it through yet. Maybe I’ll do that now, huh?
I know how to make it happen. The question is will you let it happen.
I want it now. Give it to me. You...
Great.
elimof:
You can handle any form of Dom, which is what makes you so perfect. Everyone I meet asks about you. Which I’m more than fine with. If they want to know about my life, what better way than to ask about you. Because you are my life.
I’m not that interesting really. But you’re not allowed to be cute before noon. Come on. Let’s just get you your food and then you go...
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Two thousand and eight one valentines cards.
elimof:
It’d have to start off small. A few hours turn into a few more, and that turns into half a day. Before you know it, your whole schedule is worked around me. So look forward to that.
Hold up. I was holding several banners before Ryan was even born. Before he was named Ryan and before Eva was even thought about. I am captain of their ship. He owes me. Plus, I have the photo albums from...
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elimof:
Good. The sassier, the better.
Two. Elimo always complains when I don’t come over with a crown for him. I only change my order when I’m on my MP. Even then I only grade down to a medium instead of a large. I’m a fatty and I know it. Don’t be cute, It’s too early. Oh, they know. They know your whole anatomy.
Pretty sure I can even handle you when you’re on your MP. Which...
Two thousand and eight one valentines cards.
elimof:
Depends on the girl and her importance. I could spare a few hours a day of cuddling and smooching. And many more for the love making and food delivery— 6’4.
Oh? I see. If there’s no card from you then I must track down Ryan with my essay of love written to the one and only Erin Silver. Wasting paper means wasting trees, Gold. And I set my heart very close to the trees of Panem...
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elimof:
Nothing less. Your sass is a turn on.
I’ll have you know I have a beautiful singing voice you only wish you had. A big crown. Big enough for my giant head full of all those lyrics to all those songs you’re not nearly tired enough of me yelling. I don’t need to pamper myself because I’m not going in. I’m waiting in the car while my handsome boyfriend orders me some handsome food.
...
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Two thousand and eight one valentines cards.
elimof:
I prefer long nights of passionate love making if you want honesty.
Of course I’m not. Them I can handle— It’s you. You’re worse. Way worse.
I’d prefer that too. But that comes with courting and dating and hand holding and kissing and you’re obviously too busy for that if you have to read 2081 love notes describing the licking of your 6 foot something body.
Well,...
